What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
whats orphans favourite shop , home depot
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
No Way Home is just the life of an orphan
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why can't I touch little old women but nursing home nurses can.....
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
why does an orphan like home base because he doesnt have one
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why can’t Orphans win trophy’s because they can’t take them home
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
