Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Home Jokes
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphans have no home.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
I love you.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
