Home jokes
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Memes
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphans have no home.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
I love you.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!