Home jokes
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
"Go big or go home," thatâs what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," thatâs what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" thatâs what I say.
Memes
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphans have no home.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
I love you.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesnât fart when you pull the meat out.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.