A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
Why can ́t orphans play baseball? They don ́t know where home is.
How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
why didn't orphan go home
cuz he didn't have a home
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
why can't orphans go to homecoming, because they don't have a home to go to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )
A orphan asked his caretaker where his parent are and the caretaker said a place called home
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
Why did the orphan want to go to jail: So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
