Home jokes
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Memes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!