My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Home Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
