Home jokes

Why can't Orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.