Home jokes
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Memes
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.