Home jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
LMAO
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.