Home jokes
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."