Hobby Jokes

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Gaming, uh?

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.