Hobby jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?

MC Planter.

What is a gay man's favorite hobby?

Cockfighting.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

Time to play guitar!

*absolutely shreds*

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Trout.

What do me and an emo kid have in common:

We both like to hang.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.