Hobby jokes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
Memes
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”