Hobby jokes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Memes
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”