Hobby jokes
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class? Catch you later!
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I love games.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?