Hobby

Hobby Jokes

Car pet

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

Life

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

Fisherman

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Issue

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.

Breastfeeding

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Lego

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Nut

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.