My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Romdom: What are ur hobbies?
Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
What is an Emos favorite Hobby? Hanging in.
what is a gay mans favorite hobby
cockfighting
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
