Hobby jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
I love playing games.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.