Hobby jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A Sax-O-Bone.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

How do you kill time?

Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

What is an emo's favorite game?

To delete Cut the Rope.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!