My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
