Hobby

Hobby jokes

Fortnite

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Blog

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Memes

Time

How do you kill time?

Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Angler

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

Toy

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

Bungee Jumping

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

Sex

Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!

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