Hobby jokes

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Poke diver 1 sucks!