Hobby jokes
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Gaming, uh?
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Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Poke diver 1 sucks!
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Shitpost-master general
When you’re a Pokémon lover
OR THIS
I collect STDs like Pokémon cards
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Mal, my mother. Cosmo, my father. I'm so happy I have you in my life. I dont know what I would do without you. Sometimes I fear I'd be a bad mother because of my birth parents. Then I think of you two. Mal, your patience, caring, and understanding. Unlike my own mother, you'd be happy to feed into my hobbies, to let me write instead of hating on the topic I choose. You care for me, and I am forever grateful. Cosmo, y… Read more
I’m tryna learn how to crochet-*ik kinda grandma like* Does anyone have any tips?
hello I'm Skylar and you may remember me from the post like 2 months ago but point is I'm trying to make friends bc I'm lonely af so if u wanna be friends here is what i like: hazbin hotel, hellava boss, cats, family/friends, art [im not good at it tho], dogs, cute stuff/funny stuff. anyways i just wanna make friends and meet people on here and if you dont wanna be friends thats ok! byeee now and btw ALASTOR IS FINEEEEE AF!!!!!