Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Poke diver 1 sucks!
