Hobby jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
