Hobby jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Gaming, uh?
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.