Hobby Jokes

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

I love playing games.

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

I love games.

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Gaming, uh?

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.