Hobby

Hobby Jokes

Breastfeeding

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Video Game

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.

Friend

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Pokémon

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Issue

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.