"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
