Hobby jokes
I'm new here. I'm 17, almost 18. I love to party, dance, and meet new friends.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.