Hit jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
oh well there goes another one
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)