Hit jokes

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.