Hit jokes

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!