Hit jokes

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.