Orphans and punching bags are almost the same. They get both Hit but punching bag is still wanted
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
a ball hit me in the vagina
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
did mr rusher play tennis in the dark you will get hit by the tennis ball ouch mr rusher said
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
they made a movie about 9/11 it was a big hit
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
