Hit Jokes

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?........ Aaaawwwww I got dicklash

Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face

I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*

MY name is Justin I like boys hit me up?

I was playing Baseball with a orphans but when they hit a homerun they had nowhere to go

What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS

My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors

You know how on Snapchat hmu means hit me up? A school posted smu. Nikolas Cruz responded.

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If you ever get bored just hit an orphan, what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part