I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
If you ever get bored just hit an orphan, what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
