Hit jokes
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.