I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
if an orphan got hit will they do tell there parents.
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
Why can't micheal Jackson play baseball. He made a hit and run
titanic hit a dimetrodon
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
