Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Hit Jokes
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
