Hit jokes
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
My dad hits me :(
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!