Double Misfortune

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, bozo! The joke is dark because the dude's wife got smoked by a bus, but it's also funny 'cause he's a bus driver who lost his gig! I know you're not smart, probably never even driven a bus, or maybe you got fired like this guy.

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