Hit jokes

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.

When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."

The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"No, I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"

"Round the corner picking up shit."

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.