Hit jokes
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.