History jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Memes
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.