History jokes
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
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One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.