History jokes
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.