History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Memes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.