History jokes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
intelgent
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.