History jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Memes
intelgent
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.