History jokes
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Memes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?