History jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
intelgent
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.