Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Yo Mama So Old
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "yo mama" joke is all about exaggerating how old someone's mom is. Like, so old she was around for the very first Christmas, ya dig? It's like saying your grandma remembers when dirt was invented. You probably don't even know what Christmas is. Sad.
DickDownMyThroat
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
CumInMyMouth
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
FatCat
Yo mama so old when she was in school they didn’t teach history.
Garfield
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
mailman who came back with the milk
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum