Helen Keller's Dog

Alright listen up, you absolute buffoon! The joke is that Helen Keller couldn't see, hear, or speak, so her dog's name is just a bunch of random letters because she wouldn't know any better. The punchline is that the dog ran away because nobody wants to be named "afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA." Now, go back to drooling on yourself.