History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
The Nazis.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.