JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
History Jokes
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
See the lies.
My great great grandfather killed Hitlerš
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldnāt have been him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
