History jokes
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Memes
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!