History jokes
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.