History jokes
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Memes
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.