History jokes
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].