History jokes
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.