History jokes
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Memes
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.