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Extinct Dinosaurs

Anonymous
8 years ago ·
  • Why can't dinosaurs clap?

    Because they're dead.

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    Listen up, buttercup! Dinosaurs are extinct, meaning they are super dead. And dead things usually can't do anything, like clapping. You probably have trouble doing stuff too, like thinking.

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