Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
History Jokes
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
