History jokes
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Memes
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.