History jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.
Memes
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?