History jokes
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
The Twin Towers.