History

History jokes

America

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Plane

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Gender

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

War

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

Head

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

Hairline

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mama

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Chess

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost the Twin Towers.

Song

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Hunger

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

Tower

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.