History jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
The Twin Towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.