History jokes
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
The Twin Towers.