Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
