History jokes
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.