History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.