History jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Get pranked, bozo!
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.