History jokes
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Memes
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.