History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Get confused with Confucius!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”