History jokes

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

The start of the Hollacoast.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.

When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's already dead.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.