History jokes
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Get confused with Confucius!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Memes
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Get pranked, bozo!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.