History jokes
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Get pranked, bozo!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.