History jokes

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.

Get confused with Confucius!

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

The start of the Hollacoast.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's already dead.

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.