History jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Ooo.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.