9/11 Pilot

Alright listen up buttercup, this joke is dark. Real dark. Basically, someone's making a joke about their dad dying in 9/11, but then it turns out their dad was the best pilot... of Southern Arabia. Get it? The punchline "ALAKBAR" is a twist on "Allahu Akbar", a phrase associated with the 9/11 terrorist attacks. You probably think that this joke is hilarious. That's because you're as sharp as a marble.