History jokes

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Get pranked, bozo!

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.