History jokes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"