History jokes
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Get confused with Confucius!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.