History jokes
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Memes
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Get pranked, bozo!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Get confused with Confucius!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.