History jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.