Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
