History jokes
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.