History jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Memes
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Get pranked, bozo!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."