History jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! đ
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Would it be wrong of me to yell âJenga!â or âTimber!â while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasnât the date, it was the score.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Whatâs the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because theyâve already lost 2 towers.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Get confused with Confucius!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!