History jokes
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Memes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.