Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
History Jokes
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Get confused with Confucius!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
