History jokes
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.