History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!