History jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Memes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takinā a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobiās floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoulās war, studied the Vaticanās lore, wanted to see Manhattanās allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoliās score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Captain of the Titanic: āWhereās all that f***ing water coming from?ā
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.