History jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
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