Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Listen up, dummy. The joke is saying "yo mama" is ancient, like she was around when Moses was born. It's like saying she's super old. And you are super DUMB!
Yo mama so old she dated George Washington in high school.
Yo mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten.
Yo mama so old she farts dust.
Yo mama so old she shits rush.
Yo mama so old that she shits out fossils.
Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs l.
Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
Comments (8)
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Yo mama so old she dated George Washington in high school.
KikiDoYouLoveMe
Yo mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten.
QueenAri
Yo mama so old she farts dust.
NoOneMeAt3AM
Yo mama so old she shits rush.
BragAboutIt
Yo mama so old that she shits out fossils.
LetMeGo
Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
IWantToHaveAKid
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs l.
ThongChanging2TimesADay
Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur