History jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Ooo.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.