What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
History Jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Helen Keller def faked it.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
