History jokes
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Memes
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!