History jokes
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him? Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
WJE officially a gone memory.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.