History jokes
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Memes
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.