History jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.