History jokes
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Memes
managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.