History jokes
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Dodo.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Heil Kyle!
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.