History jokes

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?