History jokes
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
I have the superpower to predict the past.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.