What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
History Jokes
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
