History jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.