History jokes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!