History jokes
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Memes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What would you do if you were killed?
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.