History jokes
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.