History jokes

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*