History

History jokes

Chess

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Mama

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Titanic

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

Memes

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Dad

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Knight

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Tower

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣