History jokes
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Jenga.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?