History jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Steel led to World War 2.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.