History jokes
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.