History jokes
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Memes
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Jenga.
It was 9/10.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldnβt listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasnβt good enough?
Because they got plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. π ππ€£
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.