History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Memes
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Jenga.
It was 9/10.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?