History jokes

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

What did the Brit say to the American?

Well here comes fascism.

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."