History jokes
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.