My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
History Jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Jenga.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
