What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I will mummyfry you!
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Nosy.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
