History jokes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Jenga.
It was 9/10.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Steel led to World War 2.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.