History jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Memes
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.