History jokes
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Jenga.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
It was 9/10.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.