History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Memes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."