History jokes
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Memes
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Jenga.
It was 9/10.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.