History jokes
It was 9/10.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"