History jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"