History jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Memes
Jenga.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
It was 9/10.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."