History jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"