History jokes
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.