History jokes
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What would you do if you were killed?
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.