History jokes
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Memes
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.