History jokes
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.