History jokes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Memes
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!