History jokes

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Why was number 10 scared?

It was surrounded by 9/11.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

When you fail art school.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.