History jokes
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Memes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.