History jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Memes
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.