History jokes
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.