History jokes
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Memes
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.