History jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Memes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.