My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
