History jokes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.