History jokes
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.