History jokes
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.