History jokes

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

'Cause they only had 4 trucks.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

WJE officially a gone memory.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"