History jokes
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Memes
Please Stop...
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.