History jokes
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.