History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.