History jokes
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?