Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
History Jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
