History jokes
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!