History jokes

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.