Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
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What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
