History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Memes
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.