History jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Memes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.