History jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
I will mummyfry you!
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.