😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Why are Americans so bad at clash royal?
They already lost 2 towers
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Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
Kingly discussion:
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
