😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Kingly discussion:
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Hey guys. so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! so so far its me and royal. if you want to join just comment why and your in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
damn Americans they fucking suck at clash royal.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
