😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
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Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
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Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Kingly discussion:
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
