Royal

Royal Jokes

King

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Gene

    Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

    ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

    Fish

    Things we all do:

    Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

    I do this too often!

    Tower

    Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

    They already lost 2 towers.

    Death

    Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

    How do you think Princess Diana died?

    ...Too soon?

    School shooting

    Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

    'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

    Twin Towers

    What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

    Clash Royale still has a tower.

    Politician

    If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

    The Royal Commission.

    Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

    Fruitcake

    The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

    Wheelchair

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

    Rolls Royce.

    Tower

    I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

    They always start with two towers downed.

    Carnival

    Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

    Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

    Tower

    Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

    Because they can't defend their towers.

    Career

    If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.