Royal jokes

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Kingly discussion?

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.