Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
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