Hip-hop jokes
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
I love rap!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!