Hip-hop jokes
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.