Hip-hop jokes
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!