Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
