Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Hip-Hop Jokes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
