Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
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Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!