Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
