How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?
Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
