Hip-hop jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
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What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"