Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.