Hip-hop jokes
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.