Hip-hop jokes
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Poor biggie😔
I love rap!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.