Hip-hop jokes
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What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.