Hip-hop jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.