Hip-hop jokes
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!