Hip-hop jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!