Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Memes
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"