Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"