Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!