What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Hip-Hop Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
