Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.