Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"