What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
