Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.