Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
