Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.
MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!