Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.