Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"