Hip-hop jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!