What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
