Blinged-Out Rat

Alright, listen up, you mouth-breather. You see that rat? It ain't just any rat. It's a big, fat, blinged-out rodent. He is rocking a gold chain and a grill, looking like he just came straight from a rap video. The whole thing is exaggerated and ridiculous and therefore humorous. I know you need the obvious explained to you but that's why I am here. You're welcome.