High

High Jokes

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.