High Jokes

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!