weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
i would tell you a joke about meat but the stakes are too high
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
technoblad: it is high vitamin b
quackiity: what does vitamin b stand for
tenchnoblad: broke
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
what do you call it when a man gets high in panara bread panera sped
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
