My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Hanging High Five
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark because it implies the friend might be in a bad place. "Left him hanging" is a double entendre. It literally means the poster didn't complete the high five, but it also implies they abandoned their friend who may be suicidal. You probably do this to your friends, you sociopath.