Her jokes
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!