Her jokes
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.