Her jokes
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.