Her jokes

She said no, so I raped her.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her hahaha 🤣

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.