Her jokes

Incest

    • What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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    • Pasta

    • My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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    • Fetus

    • What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

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    • Birth Certificate

    • A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.

    "Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.

    "Denise."

    "That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"

    "Tom Junior."

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    • Her memes

    Feminine side

    • My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

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    • Surprise

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.

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    • Pregnancy

    • What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

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    • Hooker

    • What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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    • Anniversary

    • Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

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    • Fat

    • Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

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    • Fish

    • The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

    It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

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    • Marijuana

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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