Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo Mama's Ugly Birth Certificate
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This is a classic "yo mama" joke, where the humor comes from exaggerating how ugly the target's mother is. The punchline suggests that she's so ugly that even a condom company apologizes for her birth.
SuckMyDickBitch
Yo mama so young that people mistake her for your sister.
Arsehole
Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you she wrote you a note to give to the principal.
AqueousSolutions
Yo mama so white that she sweats milk.
ImGonnaCum
Yo mama so white that she farts chalk.
MilkyWays
Yo mama so white that during winter she is invisible.
ElevenDays
Yo mama so white that she bleeds snow.
AppleStores
Yo mama do white that when you turn on the lights she disappears.
OperationPerfection
Yo mama so weak that she stretched and broke her arms.
GeneticallyAttached
Yo mama so white that she stood up and broke her legs.
YourDick
Yo mama so weak that she got killed by a Nerf Gun.
AbPack
Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.
RiseOfEmpires
Yo mama so strong that she can drink Nutella through a straw.
RightThen
Yo mama so strong that she can blow bubbles with Jolly Ranchers.
NokiaPhones
Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.
AhaIKnewIt
Yo mama so strong that she got arrested for shoplifting.
HappyMeals
Yo mama so strict that she put Godzilla and Kong in timeout for fighting.
SpitBalls
Yo mama so strict that she punished Catholic Nuns.
AirHeads
Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before during and after dark.
AquariumAnimals
Yo mama so strict that enforced a curfew for the whole neighborhood.
NavigateMyLife
Yo mama so