Creepy Anniversary

Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you clueless human. The joke is that the dude said it was their 10th anniversary which is impossible since he's 48 and his wife is 19. It's a humorous twist on how old someone is versus how long they have been married.

Comments (1)

ILikeJokes😂

4 years ago

I just realized 10th ANNIVERSARY?! YO SINCE SHE WAS NINE?!

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